This came from a client’s home in Newton.
It has pressed flowers in it, and the kind of gold lettering that’s usually reserved for labeling mailboxes.
When I first saw it, I thought it meant, “Happy birthday, Jesus!” But then I realized (since it had no Christmas imagery) that it actually meant, “Happy Birthday! Here’s a picture of Jesus!” Consider the lilies of the field, how they are dried and flat.
His expression seems to say, “Really? Dude, just pick up a gift card next time.”
I have been informed that this item is indeed up for grabs. Who wants it?